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pussycat
Joined: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 94
Location: Kansas City
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 2:57 pm Post subject: I need a day off |
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I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of
vacation time already.
I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a
little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.
I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling.
Just then, one of my coworkers (she's blonde..it'll be important later)
came in and asked me what I'm doing. "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb." A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My co-worker started
following me and the Boss asked where she was going. "I can't work in
the dark," she said. |
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BECCA9892003
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
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Location: Altoona, PA
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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| i needed that... |
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Nikko
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
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Location: Northern CA
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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| That was pretty damned funny! But as employees, aren't we always in the dark anyway? |
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chow
Joined: 22 Jan 2005
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Location: Cornfield County, Indiana
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| Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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Since I am blonde- Can I take offense to that?
fogitabutit....I need to call and get more signs ordered! :lol: |
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Nikko
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
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Location: Northern CA
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| Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:07 pm Post subject: :) |
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| Would a blonde joke be appropriate, or will I get smacked? |
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brunk1
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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Location: Dayton, OH
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| Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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Nikko,
I think it would definately be appropriate. |
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Nikko
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
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Location: Northern CA
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| Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 5:11 pm Post subject: ... |
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| Well ok, but I can't think of any clean ones! I'll have to go over to Anything Goes with it... |
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