fedrer12
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| Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:29 am Post subject: Stumped the Wildlife Officer |
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The local Wildlife Officer is out patrolling a hot spot on the local lake, he rides up along a redneck fishin away.
Officer says, "Hey buddy you dont mind if I take a look in your cooler do ya?"
The man lets him and upon opening the cooler he finds a couple dozen fish that this ole boy shouldnt have.
He says to the redneck, "You know youve got more than your limit here for largemouth dont ya bud?"
Redneck says, "Oh those fish? I didnt catch them, those are my pet fish."
Officer is a little confused an asks him what hes talkin about. Redneck says, " Yea these here are my pet fish,
I was just takem em for a swim. See I bring em out in the cooler an dump em in, when im ready to go i just whistle
an they jump right back in the boat."
Officer is again baffled and says "OK I gotte see this!"
The man dumps the fish in the lake.
Officer says, "well lets see it"
Man replys, "see what?"
Officer says "get them fish to jump in the cooler!"
Redneck says real calmly, "What fish?"
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