Not Your Typical Joke...

David · Joined: 19 May 2004 Posts: 754 Location: Atlanta, GA

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan; so, the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls
Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title
and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral
for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but, we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies...."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally, a smart blonde joke. 8)

Haplo · Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 2422 Location: Springfield, IL

I've seen this one a few times and I just love it ;)

chow · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:46 pm Post subject:

From a Blonde, I will tell you that we actually have been proven to have Higher IQ's than the rest of you folks!

.......Now, fighting our way out of a wet paper bag, or finding a way out of own back yard might be an issue some days....... :wink:

I think it's the amount of information and thoughts running through our brains, that we trip over :?:

BTW, I'm working on more white than blonde-so don't get into white hair jokes! I'm going to start buying stock in some hair color company real soon!

chow · Posted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:54 pm Post subject:

chow wrote: From a Blonde, I will tell you that we actually have been proven to have Higher IQ's than the rest of you folks! check out the links to Blonde nations, and IQ's.....

http://www.vdare.com/sailer/blonde.htm

.......Now, fighting our way out of a wet paper bag, or finding a way out of own back yard might be an issue some days....... :wink:

I think it's the amount of information and thoughts running through our brains, that we trip over :?:

BTW, I'm working on more white than blonde now a days-so don't get into white hair jokes! I'm going to start buying stock in some hair color company real soon!

I hate it when I hit the wrong button! I'm blonde! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

bfreeman · Joined: 06 Aug 2005 Posts: 15

haha what a smart woman!!

NYmets · Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 4

Hahaa, So true. Parkings ridiculous here :roll:

K&N · Joined: 27 Aug 2006 Posts: 1 Location: Surrey

Thats great, how about this one ......

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay, " says the lawyer, "your turn".

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

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