Shaving

Haplo · Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 2422 Location: Springfield, IL

Sucks. Period. End of story. I hate it. I hate the feeling of ripping my face off every single morning.

Of course my other option is to not shave. If you're a guy (and some women) you know just what it's like to not shave (unless you uh...have low testosterone or something and can't grow hair on your face.) Your face gets itchy, people start to look at you funny, and if you're really unlucky gnomes jump out of your 'beard' and point and laugh at you.

Oh, and then there are people like me that do both! Shave AND not shave. You thought underpants gnomes were a pain, just imagine the kind you get from not shaving!

All in all, i'm just annoyed because I had to shave off my goutee this morning. I'm not going into details, but if you've ever had facial hair for a long period of time and then just suddenly got rid of it, you KNOW that 'OMG I'M NAKED!" feeling that you get. And everyone you meet, even if they've never seen you before, you think is staring at you now that you've cut it off.

*grumbles* is it 5 yet?

chow · Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:15 pm Post subject:

:lol: Im just a chow dog short and hairy,

but the dark beard whos live with me thinks I buy the best razors....
Schick disposable pink-yes... pink 3 blades with a aloe strip.

Get in the shower, lube your face up and shave.

do not share the razor!

chow · Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:20 pm Post subject:

All in all, i'm just annoyed because I had to shave off my goutee this morning. I'm not going into details, but if you've ever had facial hair for a long period of time and then just suddenly got rid of it, you KNOW that 'OMG I'M NAKED!" feeling that you get. And everyone you meet, even if they've never seen you before, you think is staring at you now that you've cut it off.

Well, my hubby did that, and I promptly told him to grow it back!!!

OMG, he looked like-naked!!!!

Nikko · Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 536 Location: Northern CA

Don't you just love the red, irritated skin? Then, later in the day, you get all the dry skin... I wish I could just wax my face and have it not hurt like Hell LOL

Nikko · Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 536 Location: Northern CA

BTW, Travis...

Shaving the hair will NOT rid you of crab infestation. Use the shampoo.

Haplo · Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 2422 Location: Springfield, IL

Not crabs, gnomes. I don't have crabs.

I use a schick quatro or a mach3 (turbo!). I'm unlucky enough to have one of those faces that really really really sucks. Like, I go to shave the hair off and I walk out of the bathroom and BLAM! 5 o'clock shadow! No matter what razor I use.

However I'll never ever ever use a disposable again. Grew up on those things and I really hated that. I used the analogy of ripping a layer of my face off and THAT is where it came from! And they didn't even offer a very close shave =\

Haplo · Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 2422 Location: Springfield, IL

Would it be dirty if I said I need a Brazilian for my face???

chow · Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 9:55 am Post subject:

How about you just try the new hair removal method :shock:

http://www.hairremovalforum.com/

Haplo · Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 2422 Location: Springfield, IL

Hrmm, that could work out...

David · Joined: 19 May 2004 Posts: 754 Location: Atlanta, GA

:lol:
I don't have a Hair Removal Forum yet.
:lol:
...but believe it or not, I did create this site.

Haplo · Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 2422 Location: Springfield, IL

So this is how you can walk around as a guy looking like you have no testosterone right? get your hair removed from your body so you can look all bronzed and buff and stuff? Never did understand that...

chow · Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:47 pm Post subject:

Listen-I'm a female who has a "Five O'Clock shadow 2 seconds after stepping out of the shower-with any hair removal product!

A guy bought me one of those Epi things that yank the hair out of your legs by the roots one time for Christmas in the 80's. I came out of the bathroom after a few minutes with a large red swollen spot near my ankle. I asked him if I thanked him for the "Epi pain." He replied, "yes"

I then looked at him and said:

"I take it back"

Haplo, so you have a little rough skin. Most of us women have either gotten used to it. I've been told my legs are like sleeping with twigs or tree branches before. Ain't no one perfect!!!

BECCA9892003 · Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 400 Location: Altoona, PA

you'll think im crazy..but maybe its time you pamper yourself a bit and get an appt with a barber for a old fashioned shave...from the guys i know who have had them..nothing compares and your skin feels great afterwards.....

LendersDirect · Joined: 03 May 2005 Posts: 4

Yeah, shaving is a drag... I've been doing it since I was 12! I was the in Junior High School when I realized that I had more hair on my chest than most of the teachers!

I Prayed and Prayed not to turn into Bigfoot and God heard my prayers at 25 and stopped the hair growing process.

I wish I hadn't prayed so diligently because now it stoped growing in the only place I wish it hadn't, THE TOP OF MY HEAD! Be carefull what you pray for. :roll:

Haplo · Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 2422 Location: Springfield, IL

Quote: you'll think im crazy..but maybe its time you pamper yourself a bit and get an appt with a barber for a old fashioned shave...from the guys i know who have had them..nothing compares and your skin feels great afterwards.....

I did this about a month ago, much to the chagrine of my barber. I actually got a closer shave with my Quatro than he gave me!!!

The baldingness thing has been goin on for a couple years, so I'm used to that idea. I too was a shaver at 12 y/o and the gorilla chest. Yeehaw!

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