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AGonzalezNewport
Joined: 15 Nov 2006
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Location: Newport Beach,Ca
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| Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:05 pm Post subject: Great Joke |
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ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi."
"Yes, Father, it is.
"And who was the woman you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"> >>
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and must atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Four months vacation and five good leads."
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Jenie0109
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
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Location: chicago IL
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| Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:57 am Post subject: |
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| thats real funny.. :P |
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schatzi
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| Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Smart boy. =) |
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AliceDenis
Joined: 23 Jun 2009
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| Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:21 am Post subject: |
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| ha haaaaaaa,,, =)) that's a good joke,like it and have even seen a sketch on it on TV |
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Ewbank750
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
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| Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:11 pm Post subject: hi |
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| nice joke .carry n like these things........ |
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