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samsid



Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Posts: 19
Location: San Antonio, TX

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:01 pm    Post subject: INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT  

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.


Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.



It's called the “401-Keg Plan”
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Nikko



Joined: 20 Jan 2005
Posts: 536
Location: Northern CA

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:18 pm    Post subject:  

Wow. I like that, I am going to begin immediately!
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E.T. Home Loan



Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Posts: 73
Location: OUTER FREAKIN SPACE

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:01 pm    Post subject:  

Can you get money from empty Jim Beam bottles?

I can't get drunk off of beer anymore. LOL.
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