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samsid
Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Posts: 19
Location: San Antonio, TX
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| Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 4:46 pm Post subject: Friday fun |
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| A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor."Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'" |
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chow
Joined: 22 Jan 2005
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Location: Cornfield County, Indiana
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| Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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Chow say:
"Never play golf with your wife near cow pasture."
Chow also say:
If you do play golf with wife, and ball goes near cow pasture. Give her another ball and don't count stoke on score card, otherwise you will wear more Iron around your neck than your wife's current weight.
You men pick which one you want to use. I'm just a dog.
For more mellow advice...
"Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose."
"Those who quote me are fools."
"Confucius say too God damn much!"
CONFUCIUS SAY ...
http://justpickone.org/davidtg/HTML/HUMOR/confuscius.html
okay bere with me, I'm just waitning on Dad to get out of surgery....May as well have a little humor? |
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Nikko
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
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Location: Northern CA
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| Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Is it a serious surgery, Chow? My best wishes to you and your Dad! |
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