samsid
Joined: 10 Feb 2005
Posts: 19
Location: San Antonio, TX
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| Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:18 pm Post subject: Joke of the day |
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| A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor."Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'" :P |
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