pussycat
Joined: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 94
Location: Kansas City
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| Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:24 pm Post subject: Redneck Joke |
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>Hello, is this the Po Leese ?"
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> >"Yes. What can I do for you?"
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> >"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's hiding
> >marijuana inside his firewood!"
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> >"Thank you very much for the call, sir"
> >
> >The next day, the DEA agents descend on Virgil's house. They search the
> >shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece
> >of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil, call him all
> >sorts of names and leave.
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> >The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd.
> >Did the Po Leese come?"
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> >"Yeah!"
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> >"Did they chop your firewood?"
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> >"Yep."
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> >"Happy Birthday, buddy"
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> >Who says rednecks ain't real bright! |
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