pussycat
Joined: 24 Jan 2005
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Location: Kansas City
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| Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 4:24 pm Post subject: The Brothel |
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The Brothel
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> The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well
> dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
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> "May I help you?" she asked.
>
> "I want to see Valerie," the man replied.
>
> "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
> prefer someone else," said the madam.
>
> "No. I must see Valerie," was the man's reply.
>
> Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged
> $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred
> dollar bills, gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an
> hour, the man calmly left.
>
> The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
> Valerie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a
> row--too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still
> $1,000.
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> Again the man pulled out the money,, gave it to Valerie and they went
> upstairs. After an hour, he left.
>
> The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded
> that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie
> and they went upstairs. After their session, Valerie questioned the
> man.
>
> "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you
> from?" she asked.
>
> The man replied, "South Carolina."
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> "Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."
>
> "I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's
> attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."
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> The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain: 1.
> Death 2. Taxes
> 3. Being screwed by a lawyer |
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