pussycat
Joined: 24 Jan 2005
Posts: 94
Location: Kansas City
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| Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:02 pm Post subject: guys night out |
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one
turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know
what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been
out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to
the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house,
I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom,
stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to
prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife
STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously
taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway,
slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the
closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and shout,
'WHO'S HORNY'..." and she acts like she is asleep every
time." |
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