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pussycat
Joined: 24 Jan 2005
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Location: Kansas City
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| Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:40 pm Post subject: This girl has it right! |
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A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want
out of life is four little animals."
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be
sugar?"
The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a
tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it."
The teacher fainted. |
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Nikko
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
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Location: Northern CA
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| Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Would you settle for two out of four? And not the first two? :D |
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nikko3
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Location: acton, ca
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| Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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| 2 outta 4 aint bad... |
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Nikko
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Location: Northern CA
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| Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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| You may have heard my theme song. It's from the 80's, by the Bangles. "Walk like an erection..." |
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