For women only.......:D

chow · Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:38 pm Post subject: For women only.......:D

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-butt man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. :wink:

Haplo · Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 2422 Location: Springfield, IL

yes, that or we could deduce that men just got smart and know better than to ride around with no clothes on in the middle of winter ;)

chow · Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:09 pm Post subject:

Did you ever just wanna swat this kid 8 ways from sunday? :lol:

Haplo · Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 2422 Location: Springfield, IL

Every day for sure!

chow · Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 9:37 pm Post subject:

You do realize that I was referring to you?

:wink:

"Santa's Evil Elf"

Mac · Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Posts: 276 Location: Knightdale, NC

Yeah, but can you name the 10th reindeer? (I am including Rudolf as #9) :)

Mac · Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Posts: 276 Location: Knightdale, NC

Yeah, but can you name the 10th reindeer? (I am including Rudolf as #9) :)

chow · Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:07 pm Post subject:

How many reindeer does Santa Have???

Since you're studdering......... :lol:

11!

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen
Rudoph (the one with the red nose)
Olive (Olive the other reindeer {all of})
and Al (Then Al the reindeer loved him {all})

:wink:

Mac · Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Posts: 276 Location: Knightdale, NC

"olive" was corrct but I have to call foul on the "Al".
LOL

Haplo · Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 2422 Location: Springfield, IL

I usually have fowl for thanksgiving, not christmas!

chow · Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:45 am Post subject:

I'm having a Ham myself!

(Since Mac's vine fan club has proved he is one!) :lol:

Mac · Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Posts: 276 Location: Knightdale, NC

Aw, gimme a break there chow! LOL

That "fan club" is just about driving me bonkers.

chow · Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:52 pm Post subject:

Thanks Mac!!! :wink: :lol: 8) :wink: :D 8) :lol: :wink:

gawd that was funny reading. Here is my paraphased version.

"I wanna whine about all of you people playing on a website and talking about MAC in the middle of the night, because my posts for help are just getting drove deeper down the page.

I'm signed up with 200 lenders but I want an answer now, and I want it from you people, since I'm too lazy to know the guidelines of the lenders I'm approved to do business with.

(The Peanut Gallery suspects he doesn't know how to read a matrix, nor does he have more than 4 lender's he's used to having an AE hold his hand through a file-but we will continue on)

As long as you people get on these websites and talk about stuff that doesn't matter in the middle of the night, and violate the rules of a site that has no posting rules-I'm going to make up my own-and then continue to create new threads to point that out to you.

(Even if it does make my posts go further down the list of new posts.)

I need help!!!!" :roll:

okie dokie :wink:

I have all of my Christmas Presents wrapped, and have an appointment on the 27th for my molar to get removed since it broke into parts at the last Colts game.

Santa Mac, I will need a implant and crown for the #19 molar. Please send $$$$$$ (That's 5 of those 4 figures, just tell Mrs Mac, you know a toothless dog in Indiana who needs a new molar) :roll:

Greg Phillips · Joined: 13 Dec 2005 Posts: 123 Location: Chillicothe, Ohio

What a good topic!

Do you really think men would be dumb enough to leave their antlers on and miss Football on Friday and Saturday?

chow · Posted: Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:58 pm Post subject:

No honey, they are "foootbaaal" crazy enough to forget they are wearing FAKE antlers and wear them to High School foootbaaal Friday, then go to bed-they get up Saturday, and find a college foootbaaal game-still wearing the same stinky FAKE antler's.

come Sunday-they have somehow crawled out of the two layers of rookie leauge sweatshirts covered with many snack leftovers-and go into Professional Mode of public display's of worn out FAKE Antler's......

Some of them even go out in public, and drag grills and full bars along-and park in public area's with other's and dress up like a bad dream of a mascot....and "tail gate" in sub zero weather! And then walk into a public place, and wear FAKE blue antler's.

It's true, I have seen it all this year.

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