David
Joined: 19 May 2004
Posts: 754
Location: Atlanta, GA
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| Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 11:45 pm Post subject: Top 15 Country Songs |
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Believe it or not, my 87 year old graddad sent me this one:
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.
11. I'm Still Missing You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here.
7. If I Had Shot You When I first Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure.
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
And, the Number-One Favorite Country Song of 2004 is:
1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Have Woke Up With A Few. |
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