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pussycat
Joined: 24 Jan 2005
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Location: Kansas City
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| Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:39 pm Post subject: bartender psychology |
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Bartenders' Psychology:
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink.............
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings
with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she
has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an
easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk ... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required -- everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay |
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David
Joined: 19 May 2004
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Location: Atlanta, GA
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| Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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| What happens when you ask the bartender for Red Zinfindel and they bring you that pink shit? |
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Nikko
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
Posts: 536
Location: Northern CA
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| Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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| What does it mean when all of the women at the bar are on your tab, including the bartender and the lady working the grill? |
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BECCA9892003
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
Posts: 400
Location: Altoona, PA
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| Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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| it means they found a sucker to pay the bill... |
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Nikko
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Location: Northern CA
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| Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh. That's what i thought it meant. Damn, I miss that particular bank account LOL |
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